It’s a Sunday. The afternoon sun is shining. The birds are singing. The cicadas are buzzing. What a perfect day to mow the lawn, right?
I pull out my man-powered push mower that runs on neither gas nor electricity, but simply the power of my muscles. (Because I’m so green … and because I can get away with it with such a tiny lawn.) I’ve had this particular 20″ blade Task Force lawnmower for over a year now. It’s not exactly the most fun I’ve ever had mowing a lawn (considering my last lawnmower was a powerhouse push mower with a powerful 6.5hp four-cycle engine) but I’ve only got a small yard now, and I’m being green.
It starts out like any other mow. Only I’m halfway through now and I think I’m feeling something odd. Only I’m not sure.
I’m three quarters of the way through the yard and I’m definitely feeling something odd. The blades are spun by the wheels being pushed forward. The blades spin free when the wheels move backward. It’s a simple and nifty way to spin the blades by sheer manpower. The force of the push spins up the blades. But as I push forward now, the blades seem to kind of klang a bit before the spin. I’m sure of it now.
As I push the mower towards my shed so that I can take a look at it, it gives one last klang. And now I just hear the gentle click-click-click of the freespin. Only I’m pushing fowards, not backwards. The blade no longer powers up when I push. My lawnmower is dead.
Well drat! That ain’t good!

Green proponents or just people with small yards may be quite familiar with this lawnmower. It seems to be a popular one. Until it broke on me, I didn’t entirely dislike it myself. (What can I say? It’s a lot of work pushing a people-powered mower.) I always kind of thought of it as the cream of the bad crop.
And as you look at the design, it looks built to last. Except for the wheels and the handle tighteners and grip, it’s all metal. It holds up well. … So I thought.
Then I get the wheel assembly apart. It’s as simple as slipping a C clip.

On the inside of the wheel is gear toothing. Which turns that black sprocket you see there. That black sprocket is designed to move only in one direction. When the wheels move forward, it grips, allowing the blade to spin up. When the wheel doesn’t move, or moves backwards, it slips, allowing the blade to free-spin. This way the blades don’t slow down just because you do. And you can’t jerk moving blades to a grinding halt by moving backwards.
But wait. What’s this? While everything else important is made of metal, the sprocket that does all of this is made of plastic!

A quick examination of this cheap plastic sprocket, the heart of the blade spinning operation, the part that takes the most abuse, reveals the problem. The inside metal catch that free spins one way and grips the other has torn this cheap piece of plastic to shreds!
I don’t care how any marketing guru cares to try to spin this one. The most important part of this lawnmower, the part that takes the most stress and abuse per square meter of surface area, is made of plastic.
IT WAS DESIGNED TO FAIL!
And so the bad lawnmower has been thoroughly FUBARed by an intentional design by the manufacturer for it to break down. There’s simply no other way to explain using a cheap plastic part at this most important juncture.
Is it even worth trying to get this thing repaired under warranty? They’re just going to replace that god awful little plastic sprocket with another plastic sprocket. The lawnmower is just going to fail again. There is no “if”. There is no question. It’s only a matter of time. It’s designed to fail.
If I were a blacksmith or a machinist I might try to die cast or machine out a new sprocket from metal that would last for years and years. But I’m not. I’m a tech geek. I don’t have neat toys like that in my basement. And frankly, if I were going to do anything to this lawnmower at this point, it’d be to strap a motor and a car battery to the bugger and make that sucker electric! But I don’t have the R&D budget for that kind of tinkering, and frankly, the blade really isn’t so good at catching all of the types of grass and weeds in my not-so-perfect yard.
It’s time for something better.

Say hello to my little friend: The Black & Decker Lawn Hog 19″ corded electric lawnmower!
It’s my new best friend. It’s the green lawnmower I always wanted.
Okay, so electric isn’t quite as green as human-powered. It’s still a lot better than gas, so cut me some slack. I could have spent like $450 (give or take) on a hearty battery mower. Or $350 give or take on a severely underpowered battery mower. But why spend that kind of money when I can get the el-cheapo electric that uses a cord instead of a battery?
I’ve already taken the new mower out for a spin. Man is it so much better than that stupid man-powered mower. Now mowing the lawn is literally as easy as, say, using a vacuum. Really! That sucker is light! It just glides across the lawn. Never have I felt a lawnmower push so easily. Even my last gas hog, a self-propelled push model, didn’t move this easy.
And starting it is a breeze! No more yanking a cord. No problem starts. It just whirrs right up!
As I pushed it to its knees, I found that you also can’t kill it. You just can’t. Electric motors may spin down, but unlike gas motors, they don’t stall if you push them too hard.
There are only two problems I’ve seen with this mower. The first is true of any corded mower: the cord. What happens when you run over a cord? I don’t want to know. I really really don’t. Fortunately you literally just plug in an extension cord into the mower, so if you run over the cord you can easily replace it should you be squeemish about splicing it. (Call me squeemish. I tried that once as a child, and it wasn’t pretty when I plugged the spliced cord back in. I’ve been leery of electricity ever since.)
The other problem is the mulcher. The blade on this sucker is like half fan blade, half lawnmower blade. It really sucks up the grass. Which means that, of course, it’s constantly trying to push the motor to its knees because it’s constantly trying to dice up way more grass than it should at one time. Now the solution is simple - use the bag in the back instead of mulch - or whenever you hear it struggle, just lift the nose of the lawnmower up a smidge to break the vacuum so that grass can escape. Both are fine solutions to such a simple problem. But it’s still a minor nuicanse.
But hey, if those are the worst two things I have to deal with to use such a great and green lawnmower? No worries, mate! I’m so very sold.
My only ponderance at this point is whether or not the battery-powered mowers are as smooth as this corded mower. Battery devices run at slower speeds to save energy. That might suck. Worse though, a battery for a device with that much of a motor has got to have some weight to it. Will a battery version push as effortlessly? I don’t know. It’s so lightweight that it’s almost ridiculous. It’s great! I’d hate to see that feature lost by adding a battery.
So, thanks to a judicious expendeture of money and a great company like Black& Decker, my lawn has never been so easy to mow. And I still don’t use gas! In a way, I’m actually almost glad that the Task Force mower was designed to break, because now I’ve found something infinitely better.